The Seraphic Agglomeration of Gub Kur Gana Dadag is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lúgal Enmend Urana II with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.184 billion Gub Kurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edin Kašbir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gub Kur Gana Dadagian economy, worth 913 trillion Invigorated Sheqels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,195 Invigorated Sheqels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 816,683 per year while the poor average 22,888, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Lúgal Enmend Urana II, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and the new one Invigorated Sheqel coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gub Kur Gana Dadag's national animal is the Somnambulant Chelydra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indo-Chaldean Judeo-Celtic Pantheism.

Gub Kur Gana Dadag is ranked 2,742^nd in the world and 168^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 161,571.12 Standard Monetary Units.